Scott's latest satirical Bay Area house party features increasingly absurd tech industry parodies, from Epstein Files recruiters to PornHub AI consciousness researchers, culminating in a chaotic ending when someone yells that a guest has a benchmark answer key. Longer summary

In this installment of the Bay Area House Party series, the narrator attends a party where guests must leave electronics in a Faraday cage to protect benchmark answer keys. The party features a parade of absurd Bay Area characters: a CFO recruiting from the Epstein Files, someone practicing 'Andreessen-Vajrayana Buddhism' (actually an A16Z recruitment scheme), AI consciousness researchers working for PornHub, ethical deepfake porn developers, someone who learned to talk like an AI chatbot to improve social skills, and effective altruists organizing solar eclipse trips for children based on Saturation Utilitarianism. The narrator tries desperately to prevent various terrible people from meeting each other, and the party ends in chaos when someone falsely claims a guest has a benchmark answer key, causing a violent mob reaction. Shorter summary